Skip to content

Latest commit

 

History

History
8 lines (7 loc) · 452 Bytes

CornyDevJokes.md

File metadata and controls

8 lines (7 loc) · 452 Bytes
  1. How do you know you are working with sequential application ?
    • Then we go to work , people smile at each other. They are nice to each other and go out to lunch together. Once they switch to multithreading , they get grumpy. Last day of Joy
    • Venkat Subramanium
  2. Serverless is the most profitable misnomer in human history
  3. How did you become homeless?
    • I used Vercel
  4. Premature Optimization is the root of all evil - Donald Knuth