bongo-bingus

lorem ipsum official replacement

comparison

lorem ipsum

• dead like the language
• unpredictable
• not funny

bongo bingus

• optimised text generation because it's c++
• more "🅱️"

advantages

things you can do with bongo bingus text

• name your pet
• name your child
• name your nuclear warhead
• write legible c++ documentation (by computer science standards)